Sorry again for the almost two-week long hiatus. Since you all know how the demanding academic environment at a high-caliber liberal arts college isn't exactly conducive to extra-curricular writing, I will unapologetically get to the gossip without further adieu.
Halloween night saw V getting into a dress for the SECOND time in her four years of college. Rumor has it that she also got new piercings, dyed her hair dark, and painted her nails pitch black... What's even more of a news, is that she actually looked GOOD in this outfit; good going, at least she went to prove that she's well-deserving of our prime candidacy for the real-life V.
On the same night, some political celebrities brought quite a bit of spotlight to the news-worthy Unicef party: could the presence of "Michele Obama" and "Sarah Palin" be anymore apt and timely? No wonder the party raised quite a bit of funds for such a great cause...
While S disappointed everyone this year by deciding to stay in and finish her overdue paper with a close friend, she was quite disappointed herself when a series of not-so-pretty drama between B and a certain sailor "Captain Crunch" she had a thing with ended up getting her distracted and keeping her busy. Who said it took four friends and over two and a half hours for B to calm down from some seriously heartwrenching crying and get into her layers??? Well, whoever said it, it sounds pretty plausible to me even in the case of our Drama Queen B: what would you do if you went into some friend's house all apologetic and diplomatic but ended up being cussed and literally pushed out? Oh dear, just when we all thought that the Great Fire of Knightsnights was brought under control... Take this as a warning for you to clear off this side of the bridge to stay away from the fire, guys.
Just when S thought things couldn't get any worse: that good friend of hers who she was so certain had "butterflies" for her sure left her wondering when he asked if going after a freshman would make him sketchy... No, bro, it wouldn't; it would just make you appear rather tasteless to choose some freshman - could this be our long sought-after little Jenny over S. Just thought you could use some help since we don't think S was emotionally capable to answer your question then, AL.
As it was a rather lame Saturday (come on sources, should we remind you what you are here for???), let's jump ahead to... Monday? Don't blow us off yet, as we heard that Lonely Boy called S and ended the friendly - or a little TOO friendly - conversation on the note that you don't just hook up and do crazy stuff after dating someone for quite some time... Speak for yourself and your own bitterness, Lonely Boy, and quit acting like you forgot your ex-girlfriend was S - the one that steals everyone's heart, much to our envy and bitterness.
Monday also saw Captain Crunch getting into a messy "crunch" with S and V after he gave them the cold shoulder for trying to be civil too. Watch out sailor boy, you might just find yourself captured by some pirates one of these days.
Election night saw our Queen B getting wasted over drinks and pills - bad "mixer", shall we say? Word is going around that she missed a day of class and work, ended up dropping a rather important class, and had trouble finding her car the next morning... Take it slow before you find yourself at the ER, B.
Actually, make that advice two. A certain NR was seen edging on a cat fight with a certain African freshman. Oh boy, just when we thought that Election Night couldn't get any better and more historic... Apparently the fight dragged on, bringing the two teeth to teeth Saturday night after AFRISA over a certain boy...
Along came the week and the weekend, and S was spotted with that "butterfly" close friend of hers at Vive!, some friend's pregame, and Latin Heat. Although it was her first time dancing "Latin", it didn't stop her from getting compliments all over. That's one more thing for us girls to watch out for: who knew S had dancing talents too?
As if that's not enough, her hardcore getting low on the dance floor with a certain freshman in her news team was there for all to see the following night at the AFRISA party. Don't forget what it is that makes us love - and hate - S so much: she can do ALL the crazy things other people do when they are tipsy, SOBER. Wait, how would that explain her struggling out of a forced kiss with VY the night before? Guess S is getting her reasons back ever since VY rejected her after cuddling up to her three nights in a row the week before...
While she was moping a bit for the rest of the night out of her confusion over AL, she still managed to put on her Latin moves with the visiting brother of an ex-best friend of Lonely Boy's. I'm sure it helped that he told her it was fine even though he had a girlfriend who came with him... Careful S, and you are still wondering why AL left you there with the brother and opted to go back to a mutual friend's? And don't act like you didn't think that; we all know about your little trip over AL. Don't worry, at least you are not alone: we are wondering about what he's thinking and feeling towards you just as much as you are.
And is it news that Queen B was bringing herself under control after that Black-Out cocktail of vodka and prescription drugs? We sure think so... At least certain things (like behavior) CAN be brought under control, unlike a certain rumor about what happened between S and her European stud on their screwdate... As no one filed a noise complain THIS time, we take that the stud is taking bragging to a whole new level - downright lying. Don't be mad that we called you out; in the world of reliable gossip, lies have no rightful place.
Last but not least, although we weren't eager to reply or comment, that doesn't mean we didn't see the duplicate "comments" that were added to each post roughly two weeks ago... Let's just say that your sources aren't exactly as reliable as ours and that you got the person/people wrong... Keep guessing, folks; and hopefully that'll spice up your last two weeks amidst the cold and snow.
But who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.
xoxo
Gossip Girl
Halloween night saw V getting into a dress for the SECOND time in her four years of college. Rumor has it that she also got new piercings, dyed her hair dark, and painted her nails pitch black... What's even more of a news, is that she actually looked GOOD in this outfit; good going, at least she went to prove that she's well-deserving of our prime candidacy for the real-life V.
On the same night, some political celebrities brought quite a bit of spotlight to the news-worthy Unicef party: could the presence of "Michele Obama" and "Sarah Palin" be anymore apt and timely? No wonder the party raised quite a bit of funds for such a great cause...
While S disappointed everyone this year by deciding to stay in and finish her overdue paper with a close friend, she was quite disappointed herself when a series of not-so-pretty drama between B and a certain sailor "Captain Crunch" she had a thing with ended up getting her distracted and keeping her busy. Who said it took four friends and over two and a half hours for B to calm down from some seriously heartwrenching crying and get into her layers??? Well, whoever said it, it sounds pretty plausible to me even in the case of our Drama Queen B: what would you do if you went into some friend's house all apologetic and diplomatic but ended up being cussed and literally pushed out? Oh dear, just when we all thought that the Great Fire of Knightsnights was brought under control... Take this as a warning for you to clear off this side of the bridge to stay away from the fire, guys.
Just when S thought things couldn't get any worse: that good friend of hers who she was so certain had "butterflies" for her sure left her wondering when he asked if going after a freshman would make him sketchy... No, bro, it wouldn't; it would just make you appear rather tasteless to choose some freshman - could this be our long sought-after little Jenny over S. Just thought you could use some help since we don't think S was emotionally capable to answer your question then, AL.
As it was a rather lame Saturday (come on sources, should we remind you what you are here for???), let's jump ahead to... Monday? Don't blow us off yet, as we heard that Lonely Boy called S and ended the friendly - or a little TOO friendly - conversation on the note that you don't just hook up and do crazy stuff after dating someone for quite some time... Speak for yourself and your own bitterness, Lonely Boy, and quit acting like you forgot your ex-girlfriend was S - the one that steals everyone's heart, much to our envy and bitterness.
Monday also saw Captain Crunch getting into a messy "crunch" with S and V after he gave them the cold shoulder for trying to be civil too. Watch out sailor boy, you might just find yourself captured by some pirates one of these days.
Election night saw our Queen B getting wasted over drinks and pills - bad "mixer", shall we say? Word is going around that she missed a day of class and work, ended up dropping a rather important class, and had trouble finding her car the next morning... Take it slow before you find yourself at the ER, B.
Actually, make that advice two. A certain NR was seen edging on a cat fight with a certain African freshman. Oh boy, just when we thought that Election Night couldn't get any better and more historic... Apparently the fight dragged on, bringing the two teeth to teeth Saturday night after AFRISA over a certain boy...
Along came the week and the weekend, and S was spotted with that "butterfly" close friend of hers at Vive!, some friend's pregame, and Latin Heat. Although it was her first time dancing "Latin", it didn't stop her from getting compliments all over. That's one more thing for us girls to watch out for: who knew S had dancing talents too?
As if that's not enough, her hardcore getting low on the dance floor with a certain freshman in her news team was there for all to see the following night at the AFRISA party. Don't forget what it is that makes us love - and hate - S so much: she can do ALL the crazy things other people do when they are tipsy, SOBER. Wait, how would that explain her struggling out of a forced kiss with VY the night before? Guess S is getting her reasons back ever since VY rejected her after cuddling up to her three nights in a row the week before...
While she was moping a bit for the rest of the night out of her confusion over AL, she still managed to put on her Latin moves with the visiting brother of an ex-best friend of Lonely Boy's. I'm sure it helped that he told her it was fine even though he had a girlfriend who came with him... Careful S, and you are still wondering why AL left you there with the brother and opted to go back to a mutual friend's? And don't act like you didn't think that; we all know about your little trip over AL. Don't worry, at least you are not alone: we are wondering about what he's thinking and feeling towards you just as much as you are.
And is it news that Queen B was bringing herself under control after that Black-Out cocktail of vodka and prescription drugs? We sure think so... At least certain things (like behavior) CAN be brought under control, unlike a certain rumor about what happened between S and her European stud on their screwdate... As no one filed a noise complain THIS time, we take that the stud is taking bragging to a whole new level - downright lying. Don't be mad that we called you out; in the world of reliable gossip, lies have no rightful place.
Last but not least, although we weren't eager to reply or comment, that doesn't mean we didn't see the duplicate "comments" that were added to each post roughly two weeks ago... Let's just say that your sources aren't exactly as reliable as ours and that you got the person/people wrong... Keep guessing, folks; and hopefully that'll spice up your last two weeks amidst the cold and snow.
But who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.
xoxo
Gossip Girl
So, there seems to have been quite a bit of smoke surrounding this blog lately, and just as the old saying goes, when there's smoke, there's fire.
Unlike the Great Fire of Chicago that started out with a cow kicking over a lantern in a barn, this one caught on real quick between two good friends of four years on the 4th floor of the Libe over the references to select events of one of them's personal life. The fire ended up witnessing one combusting in full flames of anger and the other irritated by the smoke till the point of becoming teary-eyed. Chill out, it's not like everyone already didn't know everything that was already on here. With less than 2000 students on campus, it would be much wiser to not do things that you don't want people to know than trying to cover it up once having done it in the first place...
Some of you might have noticed some "changes" on this blog; consider them some irrepairable "damages" done by the Great Fire of Knightsnights. Due to threats to someone's right to visit friends, we were generous enough, FOR ONCE, to take some things down... At least this is still news: I didn't know we took requests, especially this kind of tall order...
Back to basics: Friday night saw K sharing an awkward night with a close friend of our own Chuck Bass' on screwdate. B was seen with a certain varsity, musician sophomore on a "double date" with S and her European stud, while V played boardgames all night in the lounge of her house with her "screw"date. S and her stud was later seen sharing drinks and snuggles and "photoshoots" at a certain Pakistani freshman's dorm party for a friend's birthday. But despite our desire for some hardcore gossip, S kept herself clean of "dirty acts" despite the stud's constant suggestiveness. And did someone say B was seen on her screwdate's floor with an old flame that burns on and off due to the periodic smothering of racism? Let's just hope that the cuddling with this flame this time would keep her warm longer than 48 hours as we encounter the first snow of the year in only late October... Get some blankets from Target before you freeze your graceful ass off when your flame dies on you hard, B.
In less than 24 hours after that, the Ebony after party at Sayles saw PS getting sketched around by two junior, African ISOs. Too bad Mentor V wasn't there to save her from these dance floor bullies. A certain other guy was seen getting touchy with an ex that wasn't exactly kind to him after their first break-up, thus confirming the earlier rumor that they were talking despite her banishing him to the other side of the bridge... RB gracefully denied "access" to a fellow TA that has been into him for a while now. Maybe S could learn a few tricks for saying "no" from this RB; don't we all agree that is what she needs? Wait, don't answer that; I think we'd rather agree on the fact that PEOPLE need to learn a few tricks to say "no" to S first, not the other way around...
You know you love me,
xoxo
Unlike the Great Fire of Chicago that started out with a cow kicking over a lantern in a barn, this one caught on real quick between two good friends of four years on the 4th floor of the Libe over the references to select events of one of them's personal life. The fire ended up witnessing one combusting in full flames of anger and the other irritated by the smoke till the point of becoming teary-eyed. Chill out, it's not like everyone already didn't know everything that was already on here. With less than 2000 students on campus, it would be much wiser to not do things that you don't want people to know than trying to cover it up once having done it in the first place...
Some of you might have noticed some "changes" on this blog; consider them some irrepairable "damages" done by the Great Fire of Knightsnights. Due to threats to someone's right to visit friends, we were generous enough, FOR ONCE, to take some things down... At least this is still news: I didn't know we took requests, especially this kind of tall order...
Back to basics: Friday night saw K sharing an awkward night with a close friend of our own Chuck Bass' on screwdate. B was seen with a certain varsity, musician sophomore on a "double date" with S and her European stud, while V played boardgames all night in the lounge of her house with her "screw"date. S and her stud was later seen sharing drinks and snuggles and "photoshoots" at a certain Pakistani freshman's dorm party for a friend's birthday. But despite our desire for some hardcore gossip, S kept herself clean of "dirty acts" despite the stud's constant suggestiveness. And did someone say B was seen on her screwdate's floor with an old flame that burns on and off due to the periodic smothering of racism? Let's just hope that the cuddling with this flame this time would keep her warm longer than 48 hours as we encounter the first snow of the year in only late October... Get some blankets from Target before you freeze your graceful ass off when your flame dies on you hard, B.
In less than 24 hours after that, the Ebony after party at Sayles saw PS getting sketched around by two junior, African ISOs. Too bad Mentor V wasn't there to save her from these dance floor bullies. A certain other guy was seen getting touchy with an ex that wasn't exactly kind to him after their first break-up, thus confirming the earlier rumor that they were talking despite her banishing him to the other side of the bridge... RB gracefully denied "access" to a fellow TA that has been into him for a while now. Maybe S could learn a few tricks for saying "no" from this RB; don't we all agree that is what she needs? Wait, don't answer that; I think we'd rather agree on the fact that PEOPLE need to learn a few tricks to say "no" to S first, not the other way around...
You know you love me,
xoxo
One LA added a certain guy Spanish TA on Facebook which raises a few questions... Our Chuck Bass is seen frequently with this LA. His scarf sure gives us some other meaning in things...
Some of you may have heard the loud Jews running around campus with a Torah singing Jewish songs and dancing. That was all fine and good until a freshman who drank too much wine decided to puke all over a table and the floor in Sayles. Jesus (pun intended), learn your limits.
S missed a whole day of school PLUS her personal interview with her professor on the upcoming paper. Not to mention that she was nowhere to be found at the IM game the SECOND time... Seems like the breakup indeed did its job of "breaking" her "up"...
A person has dropped out of Carleton and spent around 500 dollars at the snack bar this Tuesday. Wow... Just wow. Thanks for the Gatorade, salad and fruit, bro!
You know you still love me,
xoxo
Some of you may have heard the loud Jews running around campus with a Torah singing Jewish songs and dancing. That was all fine and good until a freshman who drank too much wine decided to puke all over a table and the floor in Sayles. Jesus (pun intended), learn your limits.
S missed a whole day of school PLUS her personal interview with her professor on the upcoming paper. Not to mention that she was nowhere to be found at the IM game the SECOND time... Seems like the breakup indeed did its job of "breaking" her "up"...
A person has dropped out of Carleton and spent around 500 dollars at the snack bar this Tuesday. Wow... Just wow. Thanks for the Gatorade, salad and fruit, bro!
You know you still love me,
xoxo
Just because midterm break is coming to an end, doesn't mean the gossip will. In fact, it's about time that we sum it up for Heaven n Hell and everything in between; so, shall we?
Our beloved ML has temporarily called it off with Queen B, stating that he only wants to "talk" for now despite the fact that they cuddled up again Saturday night. This might explain why a certain stranger that danced with B Sunday night was seen leaving with B... Who knows, what happened after the dance could might as well have been more heavenly than Heaven and more sinful than Hell; you be the judge.
Saturday saw V getting into a dress for the first time in four years... What else was a "first" for her in four years of college? Did I hear someone say "getting tipsy"? Seems like B and S are quite some friends, except that they both couldn't fix the part that she danced with some cute sophomore who, regardless of his varsity looks, couldn't follow the beat to save his life.
Meanwhile, S was moping since GC didn't go to the dance. With KG spotted in fairy wings that took him flying straight to the LA, and VY seen warming up to a Japanese ISO freshman in a corner in Hell, S was left with no one to entertain in her barely-there costume and provocative tattoos but a sophomore rugger she met at the keg party and a couple of other friends that she dubbed weren't exactly hardcore grinding material. Am I the only one surprised that S still knows her boundaries when it comes to "having just a little fun"? Maybe hearing KG imply that sleeping with half of his house completely broke KG's heart did teach her a good lesson... But will S ever really change her old ways? Only time will tell, so don't forget to keep an eye (and those handy camera phones) out!
A certain guy was seen sharing a hit with S at 5 in the morning. No surprise that S missed her game today, hence losing the chance to have the talk with KG post-game.
Speaking of, both K and someone were at dinner without acknowledging each other's presence. Could it be the morning - or shall we rather say, evening - after of K not returning from "walking" her home Friday night until 5 or 6 Saturday morning? Or does this tip off something from last night? "Heaven and Hell" turned "Heaven then Hell" would not only be interesting but also (chrono)logical...
Keep up the good work for the second half,
xoxo
Our beloved ML has temporarily called it off with Queen B, stating that he only wants to "talk" for now despite the fact that they cuddled up again Saturday night. This might explain why a certain stranger that danced with B Sunday night was seen leaving with B... Who knows, what happened after the dance could might as well have been more heavenly than Heaven and more sinful than Hell; you be the judge.
Saturday saw V getting into a dress for the first time in four years... What else was a "first" for her in four years of college? Did I hear someone say "getting tipsy"? Seems like B and S are quite some friends, except that they both couldn't fix the part that she danced with some cute sophomore who, regardless of his varsity looks, couldn't follow the beat to save his life.
Meanwhile, S was moping since GC didn't go to the dance. With KG spotted in fairy wings that took him flying straight to the LA, and VY seen warming up to a Japanese ISO freshman in a corner in Hell, S was left with no one to entertain in her barely-there costume and provocative tattoos but a sophomore rugger she met at the keg party and a couple of other friends that she dubbed weren't exactly hardcore grinding material. Am I the only one surprised that S still knows her boundaries when it comes to "having just a little fun"? Maybe hearing KG imply that sleeping with half of his house completely broke KG's heart did teach her a good lesson... But will S ever really change her old ways? Only time will tell, so don't forget to keep an eye (and those handy camera phones) out!
A certain guy was seen sharing a hit with S at 5 in the morning. No surprise that S missed her game today, hence losing the chance to have the talk with KG post-game.
Speaking of, both K and someone were at dinner without acknowledging each other's presence. Could it be the morning - or shall we rather say, evening - after of K not returning from "walking" her home Friday night until 5 or 6 Saturday morning? Or does this tip off something from last night? "Heaven and Hell" turned "Heaven then Hell" would not only be interesting but also (chrono)logical...
Keep up the good work for the second half,
xoxo
Thursday: KW went into a drunken tyriad and attempted to drive home. This is after a failed attempt at a beer pong and 1/2 bottle of wine. Slow down girly... Slow down....
Also spotted: S downing 4 beers within the first 45 mins she was at the keg party. No wonder we got a glimpse of her wild dancing and freestyling with pretty much what constitutes half of the rugby team... Oh, don't we just wish that lonely boy was still here to watch his own team playing his own "game"? Let's just hope that he has sense enough not to join the cheer boys on the sidelines, which was plenty yesterday at the party...
While S and one of her on-and-off old flames were seen keeping each other warm in and out of Browen's, B creeped back to the layers with an.. interesting choice of a boy. Nope, it wasn't her IM. It was the wonderful ML. Not her type at all. Maybe it's fate?
Shabbath Shalom my friends,
xoxo
Also spotted: S downing 4 beers within the first 45 mins she was at the keg party. No wonder we got a glimpse of her wild dancing and freestyling with pretty much what constitutes half of the rugby team... Oh, don't we just wish that lonely boy was still here to watch his own team playing his own "game"? Let's just hope that he has sense enough not to join the cheer boys on the sidelines, which was plenty yesterday at the party...
While S and one of her on-and-off old flames were seen keeping each other warm in and out of Browen's, B creeped back to the layers with an.. interesting choice of a boy. Nope, it wasn't her IM. It was the wonderful ML. Not her type at all. Maybe it's fate?
Shabbath Shalom my friends,
xoxo
Well, one step at a time... B found her true Isareli love, or so she thinks... Happy Sukkah!
V is slightly into her ex floormates younger brother
Guess who is into DJ? Like dating wise?? You know how the saying goes, "Love is for everyone.
xoxo happy Sukkah!,
xoxo
V is slightly into her ex floormates younger brother
Guess who is into DJ? Like dating wise?? You know how the saying goes, "Love is for everyone.
xoxo happy Sukkah!,
xoxo
Okies, so I was a bit bitchy and upset with the last post to a certain Blog Spotter. I apologize, however I do have some interesting information...
According to our sources at the DOS, the freshman class is causing quick a ruckus having the deans into overtime.. With attempted suicide, three week long absences and over protective parents, the incoming freshman class may be better looking as a whole but they sure do have their baggage.
UPDATE: turns out that the three week long absence belongs to a previously mentioned certain Pakistani freshman who were rumored as the one having fallen off the banisters in Myers roughly two weeks ago... He also happened to have slept straight through his Arabic midterm and was also a good twenty minutes late for his Econ one... Who said wearing a cop hat to a keg party would make you fashionable enough to be so unpunctual?
Also spotted, getting close a bit close and giving starry-eyed gazes to one another, our favorite junior I and our precious B. B, goodluck, you'll need it because as of late, your record sucks.
Guess who is being stalked by a St. Olaf grad? His name is Chris and continually calls this certain gal at late hours of the night several times in a row. Word to wise, beware giving out your number to Stolies at the Rueb when you're drunk.
According to our sources at the DOS, the freshman class is causing quick a ruckus having the deans into overtime.. With attempted suicide, three week long absences and over protective parents, the incoming freshman class may be better looking as a whole but they sure do have their baggage.
UPDATE: turns out that the three week long absence belongs to a previously mentioned certain Pakistani freshman who were rumored as the one having fallen off the banisters in Myers roughly two weeks ago... He also happened to have slept straight through his Arabic midterm and was also a good twenty minutes late for his Econ one... Who said wearing a cop hat to a keg party would make you fashionable enough to be so unpunctual?
Also spotted, getting close a bit close and giving starry-eyed gazes to one another, our favorite junior I and our precious B. B, goodluck, you'll need it because as of late, your record sucks.
Guess who is being stalked by a St. Olaf grad? His name is Chris and continually calls this certain gal at late hours of the night several times in a row. Word to wise, beware giving out your number to Stolies at the Rueb when you're drunk.
I truly apologize for my long absence.
It seems as though there is a copy cat among the masses. Obviously the style of not directly referring to the subject by actual initials isn't very popular. Excuse me for having actually interesting gossip that is reputation damaging. Well EM and co., I'm back. I'm the Carleton original and I like being a little more cryptic than you. But if actual initials is what the masses want, we will provide..
Now, to the updates...
Many alums were spotted during over the past weeks. Apparently CJ is about to pop the question to another lucky alum. DC was back in town the other day and loves working for this lavish company in Eagan. Joy :). It pays the bills.
Our dearest S will remain S because one of her initials is S (Beetches. So much for being a Philosophy major you're supposed to be able to pick up on this shit and think outside the bun). S has made her way back all through a certain house by going back again to L. Good going girl, way to rebound.
JG was spotted back with a crazy ex of an RA. They are talking again despite her banishing him to the abyss called Goodhue.
AP and RS are indeed together and how sweet they are. However, this leaves poor AZ in a forever pissy mood...
Rugby Deuce Raids proved quite amazing. Wondering into arb at the wee hours of the morning was quite entertaining. Everyone was getting very close. Especially B and a physics major...
Which sophomores has broken our B's record of world's shortest relationships? However K&K are back together so we don't know if that technically qualifies or not.
Also, our own little Chuck Bass was spotted getting quite close to a certain Spanish LA whose sexuality is already under question. Could the novel be foreshadowing a bit?
Poor B is lonely again without ANY potential targets. Well perhaps a little Asian man getting a bit carried away at a "semi-rave." 'Tis a shame. She will find her sweet prince charming... eventually. Especially once Obama gets elected. So much for the KKK stealing her baby away, Obama stole her man away....
You'd be surprised about how many seniors are tinkering on the verge of alcoholism and addiction to the magic dragon. The numbers are quite large and concentrated.
Guess who was spotted buying a pregnancy test at Walgreen's Monday night?
You know you missed me,
xoxo
PS Fuck off bitches.
It seems as though there is a copy cat among the masses. Obviously the style of not directly referring to the subject by actual initials isn't very popular. Excuse me for having actually interesting gossip that is reputation damaging. Well EM and co., I'm back. I'm the Carleton original and I like being a little more cryptic than you. But if actual initials is what the masses want, we will provide..
Now, to the updates...
Many alums were spotted during over the past weeks. Apparently CJ is about to pop the question to another lucky alum. DC was back in town the other day and loves working for this lavish company in Eagan. Joy :). It pays the bills.
Our dearest S will remain S because one of her initials is S (Beetches. So much for being a Philosophy major you're supposed to be able to pick up on this shit and think outside the bun). S has made her way back all through a certain house by going back again to L. Good going girl, way to rebound.
JG was spotted back with a crazy ex of an RA. They are talking again despite her banishing him to the abyss called Goodhue.
AP and RS are indeed together and how sweet they are. However, this leaves poor AZ in a forever pissy mood...
Rugby Deuce Raids proved quite amazing. Wondering into arb at the wee hours of the morning was quite entertaining. Everyone was getting very close. Especially B and a physics major...
Which sophomores has broken our B's record of world's shortest relationships? However K&K are back together so we don't know if that technically qualifies or not.
Also, our own little Chuck Bass was spotted getting quite close to a certain Spanish LA whose sexuality is already under question. Could the novel be foreshadowing a bit?
Poor B is lonely again without ANY potential targets. Well perhaps a little Asian man getting a bit carried away at a "semi-rave." 'Tis a shame. She will find her sweet prince charming... eventually. Especially once Obama gets elected. So much for the KKK stealing her baby away, Obama stole her man away....
You'd be surprised about how many seniors are tinkering on the verge of alcoholism and addiction to the magic dragon. The numbers are quite large and concentrated.
Guess who was spotted buying a pregnancy test at Walgreen's Monday night?
You know you missed me,
xoxo
PS Fuck off bitches.
Spotted: Beautiful Norwegian and Beautiful Russian waiting in line at the LDC.....
And guess who has wonder love scars all over her neck? Oh B, we know you've taken no need to parade yourself like that. She has made some man very, very happy.
Meanwhile, S was wallowing some self pity regretting the mistakes of this past weekend. Will she pull herself up by her bootstraps or just make her way down the hall? Tsk, tsk S, way to rebound. Whatever happened to your marine???
Until next time,
xoxo
And guess who has wonder love scars all over her neck? Oh B, we know you've taken no need to parade yourself like that. She has made some man very, very happy.
Meanwhile, S was wallowing some self pity regretting the mistakes of this past weekend. Will she pull herself up by her bootstraps or just make her way down the hall? Tsk, tsk S, way to rebound. Whatever happened to your marine???
Until next time,
xoxo
After a five-day hiatus, guess who's back? Sure left you wondering didn't I? Well, gossip girl has to have her fun too... Without further adieu, let us do an overcast of the week.
Of course the presidential debate was quite interesting. B decided to chill with her L in hope of snagging a certain boy who happened to be at 8th and Union instead. However, this didn't slow B down: she had several study dates with a certain junior and then made dinner for a certain freshman. Way to go B, keeping your options open is always a great idea.
S made her way around.. no lie. After getting really close with a certain red-head sailor boy (which she turned out finding not so "crunchy" after all), she made her way to 'crunchy's' housemate, who she still finds absolutely irresistible in her morning-after lull. Good going S, living up to your reputation.
Lonely V had to go to the Ren Fair after a series of cancellation. B was terribly flaky after dabbling drugs again with a certain L and E, passing out on her floor. But being the lovely girl that V is, she still brought back B the most beautiful gift ever.
Oh, and B has snagged her I..... No, she doesn't mess around. Way to go B and S. They always get what they want......
You know you love me,
xoxo
Of course the presidential debate was quite interesting. B decided to chill with her L in hope of snagging a certain boy who happened to be at 8th and Union instead. However, this didn't slow B down: she had several study dates with a certain junior and then made dinner for a certain freshman. Way to go B, keeping your options open is always a great idea.
S made her way around.. no lie. After getting really close with a certain red-head sailor boy (which she turned out finding not so "crunchy" after all), she made her way to 'crunchy's' housemate, who she still finds absolutely irresistible in her morning-after lull. Good going S, living up to your reputation.
Lonely V had to go to the Ren Fair after a series of cancellation. B was terribly flaky after dabbling drugs again with a certain L and E, passing out on her floor. But being the lovely girl that V is, she still brought back B the most beautiful gift ever.
Oh, and B has snagged her I..... No, she doesn't mess around. Way to go B and S. They always get what they want......
You know you love me,
xoxo
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